Amelia Larson - Private Listing No. 001

Application No. 001 - Amelia Larson, applicant, founder, unicorn. A dating site built for exactly one person: her own listing, in her own words. Download the original application (PDF)

02 · The Counter-Application

Why do you deserve to take Amelia to dinner?

You’ve read her application. Now file yours. Applications go straight to the listing’s founder for review. Approved applicants get to see the photos. Rejected applicants get a great story.

One application per person. Citation needed for all claims of humor. The 6 a.m. class is optional but noticed.

03 · The Photos

Application received. The photos are being developed - check back shortly.
Terms & Conditions This listing exists for exactly one purpose: finding Amelia a dinner worth sharing. It is not financial, spiritual, or romantic advice. Side effects may include first-chair lift rides, shared appetizers, and being told about a song before it’s everywhere.